Women

Wife: Would you get married again if I died?

Husband: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not -- don't you like being married?

Husband: Of course I do.

Wife: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

Husband: Okay, I'd get married again.

Wife: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)

Husband: ..............

Wife: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

Husband: Where else would we sleep?

Wife: Would you put away my pictures, and replace them with pictures of her?

Husband : That would seem like the proper thing to do.

Wife: And would you let her use my golf clubs?

Husband: She can't use them -- she's left-handed.

Wife: (silence)

Husband: Oh Sh*t !