HUSBAND AND WIFE JOKES

Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

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After thoroughly checking a man (accompanied by his wife) at his clinic...

Doctor: Your husband is perfectly all right. He only needs some rest, that's all. Just take this sleeping pills.

Wife: When should I give them to him?

Doctor: Oh no, those are for you.