One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine.
When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch.
She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
30 April 2008
SON'S PRAYER
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27 April 2008
CNA: HDB resale prices up a slower 3.7% in Q1
25 April 2008
HDB resale prices up a slower 3.7% in Q1
SINGAPORE: Prices of HDB resale flats rose by 3.7 percent in the first three months of this year over the previous quarter.
The rise in the Resale Price Index (RPI) was lower than the 5.7 percent increase in the fourth quarter of last year. Resale transactions fell by about 6 percent, from 6,750 cases in Q4 2007 to about 6,360 in Q1 2008. The median Cash-Over-Valuation (COV) amount among all resale transactions in Q1 2008 was $21,000. This was a slight decrease compared with the COV of $22,000 in Q4 2007.
Going forward, analysts said the diminishing pool of en-bloc downgraders and uncertainties in the global economy will also come into play.
Donald Han, Managing Director, Cushman and Wakefield, said: "The longer you take to offer the property, your asking price and expected cash top up will reduce in accordance to the market demand. We might see a slight down take in terms of the COV, moving slightly down to even S$15,000, that might happen over next one to two quarters."
14 per cent of resale transactions were conducted at or below valuation during the first quarter of this year. Still, market players are confident of a double-digit growth in resale flat prices in 2008. But this will not be anywhere near the record of 17 per cent achieved in 2007.
On the supply of new flats, HDB said it plans to offer 6,100 Build-To-Order (BTO) flats for the first nine months of this year. In the first quarter of this year, HDB launched about 1,100 new flats in two BTO projects in Punggol and Yishun.
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